Sharp tongue Charlie
Found a website yelling about the dangers of all sorts of “Satanic” things, ranging from things that are actually Satanic (e.g. the Church of Satan, the Temple of Set) to Dungeons and Dragons.

eateroftrees:

whatfreshhellisthis:

tchy:

It is hysterically funny, even not taking into account the fact that most of the site is written in Comic Sans.

#Also apparently Dungeon Masters require total and absolute loyalty from their players.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

#DMs anything players can do to fuck up your plans they will do #AND THEY WILL LAUGH

Yeah being a DM is sort of like juggling, you have to constantly retool the plot as it interacts with your players.

Though it should be noted, this is actually the ideal state.  You’re not fucking up my plans, my plans are to create plans and have you fuck them up :P

#this is the main advantage tabletop RPGs have over other media #seriously DMs who don’t embrace the unpredictability/plot chaos having players brings should probably be using a different medium :P

YES

  1. whatfreshhellisthis reblogged this from eateroftrees and added:
    #this is the main advantage tabletop RPGs have over other media #seriously DMs who don’t embrace the...
  2. eateroftrees reblogged this from whatfreshhellisthis and added:
    #DMs anything players can do to fuck up your plans they will do #AND THEY WILL LAUGH Yeah being a DM is sort of like...
  3. angrytranschick reblogged this from whatfreshhellisthis and added:
    #DMs anything players can do to fuck up your plans they will do #AND THEY WILL LAUGH And that’s where the fun comes...
  4. every-inch-but-one reblogged this from angiospermsarenotmyforte and added:
    Sir takes her DM offerings in the form of mac and cheese, wine, and blow jobs.
  5. kiriamaya reblogged this from tchy and added:
    Oh my god, sir, the things I remember from my fundie background… Did you know that the Ninja Turtles were “demonic”? Or...
  6. eateroftrees said: I think the usual trope is more “complete lack of loyalty at all is assumed” :P (at least that’s what all the character optimization guides i’m looking at act like. Seriously who lets clerics take divine metamagic (persistant spell) anyway)
  7. angiospermsarenotmyforte reblogged this from tchy and added:
    #Apparently Dungeon Masters require complete loyalty from their players Hey. If my players aren’t willing to make...
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