Eternal panic response

whatfreshhellisthis:

Because Anon requested photos and I cannot resist taking photos of myself all dolled up.

Goth fatty 4eva.

I’m looking through old pictures of me and missing my old hair

(I’m more annoyed about that than I normally would be because I spent like two hours wandering around gorgeous artizan clothes shops yesterday where nothing would so much as fit around my thigh so like can we plz not, chubby people who are not plus-size)

sees a post about some cute clothes captioned ‘for curvy girls!’

gets excited

'not available in plus size'

???????????????????????? curvy was our agreed upon euphemism for fatty fashion what r u doing

ohcorny:

AT LAST

OH MY GOD

ohcorny:

AT LAST

OH MY GOD

'Idk, maybe I'll go to Switzerland.' literally WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

Who has that kind of money? Wtf? I can’t even impulsively visit my own capital city let alone another country

A large amount of the punks here are rich white ppl from America and Australia and the shit they’re saying is so asinine

'I saw this show where this gay guy was exploring the works of two trans women from Japan, it was really transformative for me' (cis woman voice)

You cannot make this crap up

I wish my German was better

baeddelpherneliatakesthesquare:

Any narrative of transness that only allows us to be miserable “things” to be pitied by cis people are narratives that are inherently damaging to the self-esteem of trans womyn.